I attended my first ugly Christmas sweater party last night. I adorned myself with a horrible turtleneck and Christmas sweater vest, as well as battery-operated multicolored Christmas lights; they twinkled. I tried hooch, and it's not as disgusting as it sounds. I met a lot of cool people. I babysat an inebriated, newly 21-year-old Rachel. I was asked for my number, and gave it.

Yeah, I'd say it was a pretty cool night.