Fuck. Insurance. I cannot believe how much time, energy, and stress I have wasted/will continue to waste on this bullshit.

Oh, also, you're damn right you're capable of being a jerk. So tempting to comment on. You're entirely over that, though, I'm sure. I doubt you ever read this, so I'm assuming it's okay that I'm this direct. I'm supposing that you couldn't care less about me, as well. I am pretty forgettable.